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Blimpy Burger

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Behind this cheerful facade lurk burgers gunning for your arteries flipped by staff gunning for your ego. But so darn tasty! Photo by flickr user dokas.

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Krazy Jim's Blimpy Burger - "cheaper than food" since 1953. The only thing fresher than the beef is the attitude. Combine with combinatorially exhausting toppings and a magical deep fryer for tummy-coating goodness.

Hours: Mon--Sat 11am through 10pm; Sun. 12pm through 8pm
Phone: (734) 663-4590
Web: http://www.blimpyburger.com
Address: 551 S. Division Street at Packard Street
Owner: Rich Magner, who took over from founder Jim Shafer
Established: 1953
Where used to be.

1 General Info
2 Location
3 Advice for Blimpy Virgins
4 Blimpy Tales
5 Sources / Media Mentions

[edit] General Info

Double, triple, quad, quint. Bun? Anything Grilled? There's a fine art to ordering these burgers.

Blimpy has a dedicated and loyal following, and has won several awards such as "best burger in town" from Ann Arbor publications like The Michigan Daily and the Ann Arbor News. Their slogan for 50+ years has been 'Cheaper than Food' -- but the price of a typical 3-patty burger (don't be surprised, they're tiny) is somewhere around $4. You certainly get what you pay for, and if you need just a tad more convincing, as stated on a sign on the door, they grind their own beef daily! A Blimpy burger is not dissimilar from a really good Philly cheese steak, but rounder, and with a far broader selection of toppings.

"Krazy" Jim Shafer, the founder, died in 2004. Rich Magner, the current owner, worked at Blimpy from 1969-74, returning in 1992 to take over from Schafer. Magner came up with Blimpy's polar bear mascot in 1971, apparently because he found it easier to draw than the requested cow mascot; in his more recent stint, he's responsible for the polar bear snow sculptures found out front each winter.

[edit] Location

Blimpy is not located in any of downtown Ann Arbor's business districts. An attraction all of its own, Blimpy is found at the intersection of Packard Street, Division Avenue, and Madison Street. Blimpy's has a built-in audience of burger-eaters at West Quad and South Quad. (Tellingly, the granola-eaters at East Quad are significantly further away.)

[edit] Advice for Blimpy Virgins

Always grab a tray. Unless you're getting your food to go, that is. But if not, remember: it's one tray per person. Even if it's just a young child who is half the height of the counter, everyone must have one.

Typically, avoid anything that isn't a burger for your main meal. With sides (like fries, onion rings, fried vegetables) being an exception, personally I would stay with the tried and true, which are their burgers.

Don't order the cheese when you order your burger. This may sound strange, but there is an extremely particular order and format which you must follow in order to successfully order your meal, and avoid being scolded (no joke):

1. First, you'll want to grab a drink from the cooler, or as of late, get a cup and fill it up at the fountain (Coca-Cola and Coke products are exclusively available here).

2. After getting your drink and grabbing a tray, you'll be asked for your selection of items from the deep fryer, I suggest fries or onion rings.

3. Now is the moment you've been waiting for: ordering the burger; now pay attention here.

This is how you order your burger: State the number of patties you'd like (1-5, with it costing a dollar extra for each one after that), the type of bun you'd like (plain w/ or w/o seeds, or an onion, kaiser, or pumpernickel roll), and if you'd like anything grilled. DO NOT MENTION CHEESE, yet.

But there's more explaining to be done than just this. First of all, as stated earlier, the patties are quite small. Ordering just one isn't even allowed, unless you're under five. A double is a good amount for some, generally younger kids, ages 5-8, but everyone's different. Triples are the most popular, and in my opinion the perfect size. There's not any explanation needed for the bun, and as for grilled items, people have varying tastes. Grilled items include onions, mushrooms, banana peppers, bacon, egg, and salami. Shifting back to the ordering process, although you now know the format of an order, it's quite discourteous to the over-worked Blimpy staff to dawdle while you're ordering. Everything else is very fast-paced, so the ordering should be too. For instance, you shouldn't say, "Well...I guess I'll have a burger with some onions, and um...a regular bun, oh yeah, and make that a triple." It's not that that isn't a correct order, it's just too drawn-out. A good order would be, "I'll have a triple, regular bun, onions grilled."

4. As the burger is almost done being grilled (and this is entertainment in and of itself), you'll be asked what kind of cheese you'd like. There are quite a few selections, american, cheddar, swiss, provolone, blue, and feta.

5. After this, you will be asked for your condiments. Start with the wet stuff first (mayo, mustard, ketchup) then anything else you'd like (lettuce, pickles, tomato, olives, peppers, etc.) Don't just say you want everything because you probably don't. Then, finally, you are ready to feast upon your luscious burger. But don't forget to pay, and if you're feeling nice, give those great folks at Blimpy a tip.

[edit] Blimpy Tales

On User:Murph's first visit to Blimpy, on a lunch run during high school exams at the tender age of 15ish, he was lucky enough to be in line behind a fellow Blimpy virgin. Said friend made the mistake of noticing that there's chicken on the menu, and compounded his mistake by actually attempting to order it. Since a slab of chicken takes significantly longer to cook than a cluster of beef patties smashed flat, DaVee "the crazy Blimpy lady" Askew was distracted with heaping abuse on the friend long enough that Murph managed to sneak through the line unscathed. That's a real friend. During a later visit, Askew offered Murph's 10-year-old sister a sucker. Indecision between flavors led to the admonishment, "C'mon, kid, just pick a (expletive) sucker." The Blimpy staff giveth, and the Blimpy staff taketh away. Murph readily admits to Blimpy being at the top of the list of "things longed for after adoption of a vegetarian diet".